I was brave, I resisted, I set myself on fire.
Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

micheledesanta:

sihmah:

a dalish elf sent from their clan to gather information getting sucked into the war and trying to be like ‘inQUISITOR? im really sorry but i gotta be home by midnight so good luck with this whole rift thing…….’

"my keeper says i gotta come home right now immediately"

mynameissnugglefuck:

mermaidchan05:

iraffiruse:

Baby otter

IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

*plap*

7 hours ago via rennoii © iraffiruse 661,008 notes

powersimon:

Isabela fan art!
For the girlfriend!
Fun!

hanyuuapologist:

rikaapologist:

memes2k9:

akutabi:

my mom thinks “anime con” means “anime conference”. i keep having to remind her that isn’t what it means

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If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

8 hours ago via glumshoe 245,340 notes

persnicketyqueerprincess:

Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

validx2:

Ima just be my own bae

Tagged: #preach

mangochannel:

catbountry:

bogleech:

IT’S A HUMMINGBEE

These are BEE FLIES!

Harmless to everything else, these precious little cutie pies sneak their eggs into beehives, where their larvae can parasitize bee larvae and eat their food reserves!

Simultaneously adorable and insidious!

fairy types.

senorspacely:

lorazepamela:

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

^^^^^

Took over Harley’s spot

17 hours ago via senorspacely © lasso 100,936 notes

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear


  • Title: The Real Folk Blues

  • Artist: Cowboy Bebop

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