andro-saurus:

derfreedree:

delicious-food-porn:

littleplasticmonster:

morbidamusement:

cupofcarrots:

brolarosa:

chocolate

CHOCOLATE

Did someone say… chocolate?

WHY IS THERE NO RECIPE SOURCE 

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  1. Oreo mousse
  2. Peanut butter cup brownies
  3. Ice cream ball fondue
  4. Peanut butter oreo cupcakes
  5. Brooklyn blackout cake
  6. Pomegranate and chocolate dessert

You’re welcome ~

O.O

Shut your dirty mouth

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Tagged: #food #reference
1 day ago via charliekellys © repllicunt 167,453 notes

candyredterezii:

remember that one time I hid Nic Cage all over my house at four in the morning and my parents kept finding them all over for like a week

"

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

"

-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

I’m pretty sure everyone’s goal in life is to do something they love as much as Anthony Mackie loves playing Falcon. I love him so much.

(via kiss-distinctly-american)

You wouldn’t haven’t gotten in trouble st the Michael’s I work at.

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

1 day ago via thetravelingknitter © shego 310,976 notes

hugsandkisseskaileng:

emilymaybeme:

hugsandkisseskaileng:

emilymaybeme:

hugsandkisseskaileng:

but wait emilymaybeme lets hang out before passover after you get out of dumb school or w/e too okay lets be friends i have THINGS to talk about w you

haha ok yeah. I’ll pick you up on my way out of class.

eeee cool do you wanna bleach my hair

yeah I’m game. I need to decide if I want to do the blue or not.

doooo ittttt

yeah I’m debating. I may wait until the end of the month

hugsandkisseskaileng:

emilymaybeme:

hugsandkisseskaileng:

but wait emilymaybeme lets hang out before passover after you get out of dumb school or w/e too okay lets be friends i have THINGS to talk about w you

haha ok yeah. I’ll pick you up on my way out of class.

eeee cool do you wanna bleach my hair

yeah I’m game. I need to decide if I want to do the blue or not.

1 day ago via andro-saurus © jeffbritta 2,937 notes

hugsandkisseskaileng:

but wait emilymaybeme lets hang out before passover after you get out of dumb school or w/e too okay lets be friends i have THINGS to talk about w you

haha ok yeah. I’ll pick you up on my way out of class.

ellendegeneres:

Dax Shepard told us that he loves Brad Pitt as much as Kristen Bell loves sloths, so we gave him this gift.

1 day ago via ellendegeneres 3,527 notes

DO NOT SUPPORT JELLY BELLY THIS EASTER

waitingfordesire:

Jelly Belly Chairman donates $5000 to help turn back the rights of trans kids in California to use the bath room and change rooms of their gender identity, not assigned sex.
Source: THE AGE